Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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