So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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