we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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