Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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