We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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