the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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