Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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