gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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