If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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