summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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