So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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