After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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