I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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