No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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