He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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