i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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