The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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