I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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