Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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