Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Drunk is not a location!
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