Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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