Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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