problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
