Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
