We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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