So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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