I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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