Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we made out on top of his cat.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to sanitize my soul.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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