I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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