I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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