Fuck appropriateness.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
