Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i will never coherently bang her
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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