The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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