why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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