similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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