They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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