I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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