Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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