Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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