spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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