Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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