i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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