farters have to be the big spoon...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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