I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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