ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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