I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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