Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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