well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Ketchup is God's man juice
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
