You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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