You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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