you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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