i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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