We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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