the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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