Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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